AlexGariepy
More awkward incest-related moments caught on tape!

TheDiva
Twins. Yeah, right.

jackrouters
"Dammit, Lucas took off MY hand too! The man is a menace!"

SweetHeart666
"You go in there and put that slave outfit BACK on, Woman!"

AlexGariepy
"I can't believe we caught someone for once! Woo us!"

gleeb
"Look, I know you're not gonna come over to the dark side, but my boss is ridin' my ass, so this has to look good. Wanna go grab a brew to kill time before I report back to him?"

tinaw
"Look, can we NOT talk about yo motha! Bitch didn't recuhnize her place, a'ight?"

jackrouters
So, one poke of the red toggle and Vader is out cold? Worst design since Data's off switch.

GlitterRock
"Oops. Lord Vader's blown a fuse again. It's your turn to flip his breaker-switch."
"Ewww. Can't you do it?? Everytime I have to, I feel all.... dirty afterwards."

gleeb
"I see you have constructed your own otter pops."

AlexGariepy
"Green, son? But blue brings out your eyes."

Enapov
You're short because your mother was short...Blame her.

jackrouters
You know you're a hopeless geek when you can name every ship class here on sight.
*sigh* Corellian Corvette, Modified Corvette, Nebulon-B Frigate, Mon Calamari Cruiser, X-Wing, Corellian YT-1300 Light Freighter, Medium Transport...

TheDiva
"And there's a Rebel attack launching from the third moon of Endor, so you might want to plan an alternate route today..."

PrezGAR
"Admiral, we're approaching the mall. Do we need to stop at that one store?"
"Which store?"
"The one where you buy all your jeans. What's it called? The Space? The Cavity?"
"It's The Gap!"

AlexGariepy
*question mark appears over scout trooper's head*

jackrouters
Dangit, I forgot Han only has a Stealth rating of 2...so much for this.

daupstart
Burgertime!