GlitterRock
Han: "Luke and I. We were caught in a net."
Leia:"What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?"
"It means, we got caught in a net."
"That what they're calling it these days?"

jackrouters
I've seen him in my nightmares.

JohnSteed
Yeah, that's going to take down a fearsome, galactic empire.

gleeb
"Where's your hokey religion now, Kid?"

jackrouters
And Gunnar Hansen as Ewokface.

GlitterRock
AHHHHH! It's a little person in a beaver costume! AHHHHHHH!

Enapov
You could circumcise me but then I would be forced to pop your little head off and shit down your neck...How would that be?

jackrouters
Luke uses a little Force Ventriloquism to make Han insult Chief Chirpa's ancestry, planet and orientation.

jackrouters
Yeah, the same size branch will hold a scrawny Jedi or a 500 pound Wookiee.

Mattteus
oO(Crap, I'm on planet K-G!)

echostation
"WE...ARE GOING...TO DIE!"

Enapov
When you squeeze it, it's tongue pops out.

TheDiva
Aww, how cute...wait, cute's not the word I'm looking for...Disturbing? Yeah, I like disturbing.

LauraPowers85
"Ooooooohhhhh.... oooohhh yeah. Right there. That's real nice. Yeeeaaaahhhhh...."

RodRocket
Wait... Are you sure we aren't capping MYST?

jackrouters
I hope so, because I've got SO many hilarious Selenitic Age caps saved up...

jackrouters
"Yeah, nice job getting me killed in the forest, Luke. Now I have to hang around the Force Afterlife for all eternity with two old guys with gas problems."

GlitterRock
Critter's singing another song in the subway again.....