LauraPowers85
*stares off*
"Ben? BEN?!?! I asked you a question."
"Sorry, Luke, but I'm dead. I just don't give a shit anymore."

gleeb
*sigh* "You don't know of a good ectoplasmic laxative, do you?"

gleeb
"It wasn't lies. I took the liberty of bullshitting you."

TheDiva
"What was I supposed to say? 'Sorry, but your dad is almost singlehandedly responsible for every bad thing that's happened in the past twenty years'?"

AlexGariepy
"Hey, you try having some ideological Master raise you, then screw up raising your pop while fighting a useless Clone War. **** yeah I lied."

tinaw
"'Upstanding merchant sailor'? Yeah, ok, whatever gets ya through the day, kid."

TheDiva
"Just promise me you won't let your dad do any last-minute redemptive thing...I don't want to be stuck next to him for the rest of eternity!"

AlexGariepy
"Luke, maybe it's time you stop taking your medication. I'm just a figment of your imagination at this point."

echostation
"Have you tried the calamari? It's really good!"

ChaosWolf1982
Some women's looks just scream "dyke".
This woman's looks don't merely scream it, they announce it from rooftops with a bullhorn.

tinaw
Part of the Deleted Scene Backstory Collector's Set new from Kenner!

TheDiva
Wouldn't it be easier for the Death Star to project its OWN force field?

ArchHallJr
"It's still a mystery as to how the shield protects the far side of the Death Star. It may be the same technology that allows it's primary weapon to bend light at 30°, as so noted by General gleeb."

gleeb
"We've located an obvious and fairly stupid design flaw…"

TheDiva
"It's a trap!"
"You always think everything's a trap, Ackbar! We could go walking into the JC Penny's on Endor and you'll be shouting, 'It's a trap'!"

gleeb
"Don't get me started on those bait-and-switch Penney's bastards!"

gleeb
"It's even more fun now that we know!"

JohnSteed
Lando conducts the Rebel Scum Symphony Orchestra.