RodRocket
"Did you bring me my Cheez-Whiz, boy?"

AlexGariepy
"Back in the OLDEN days, we had state visits that didn't feel so damn cryptic, I tell you what. We had people shooting fireworks for any stupid occasion, but we had FIREWORKS, damnit!"

Mattteus
I can picture him wearing a puffy baseball cap

Enapov
Pose like this you must...Or have an action figure that sells you will not...

The Seer
Coming to join you am I, Elizabeth."

GlitterRock
"As a recovering Jedi, most pleased with my Craftmatic adjustable-bed I am."

echostation
"Poop, Yoda must!"
"What? You just went five minutes ago!"
"POOP YODA MUST!"

gleeb
"One fewer elf this movie soon will have."

Indomitus
Yoda is survived by a whiny young Jedi wannabe, and a plastic snake that inexplicably hung around his action figure's neck.

gleeb
Good night, sweet toad. And choirs of muppets sing thee to thy rest.

Gray Zombie
Good year on Cap-Page Board, it has been.

TheDiva
"We may...meet again...in another life...but not again...in this one...."

AlexGariepy
Sure, he fades away afterwards, but with Vader they had to burn the corpse.

eber3
oO(Leia is my sister. I thought her crotch tasted a lot like my fingers.)Oo

TheDiva
And the family tradition of bland acting continues.

gleeb
It's all an elaborate plan to save on funeral costs.

jondapicam
Oh how I miss whacking off!

Sidesk
"Have you read my books? They're very good."