AlexGariepy
"Awww, you just cut my silencer! Now I have to blast you all noisy and stuff."

TheDiva
All your backstory can't help you now, Boba!

The Seer
"YES! I really nailed Solo with that water balloon."

JohnSteed
The Suckateer

jackrouters
No guard can stand against the awesome Force Crotch Stank.

AlexGariepy
*pushes 'kick' button repeatedly*

GlitterRock
Ok, which one of you left the icon out overnight? Dammit gang, these things have to stay refrigerated!

YibbleGuy
Percy Sledge gave up all his comforts, and slept out in the rain, 'cause she said that's the way it ought to be.

JohnSteed
"GOOD GAWD, YA'LL!!!!"

GlitterRock
It's always a bitch when winter comes and you have to put the chains on your astrodroid.

GlitterRock
Soooo.... we've went from flying around droid-construction factories and setting enemies on fire by lighting our own oil on fire -- to "hey, want some gum? I got gum."

Enapov
I can fix this and put another 180 gigs of hard drive space in your left kidney...

GlitterRock
*thumb slides up under the metal-bikini cup*
(slaps!) "Luke, stop that!"

gleeb
Ha, ha, ha. It's funny 'cause he's upside down! LAUGH, Dammit!

AlexGariepy
Install an arm cannon in there, no one will mind!

jackrouters
"Aah, not as bad as it looks, just snap in a new power converter, and...oh crap."

gleeb
"Aw, man! Now I'm gonna have to be in the shop for a week."

GlitterRock
"Can I holla at you a moment? Can I hollahollaholla? HollahollahollahollaHOLLAHOLLA!"