eber3
I didn't know rocks had on/off switches.

GlitterRock
Next up on VH1 - 'TENACIOUS D: BEHIND THE MUSIC'...
"Hey, you guys are NUTHIN' without me! I write the songs and compose the arrangements! We call the group 'Salacious D' or I swear I'll walk!"

jackrouters
"AAH! I'm caught in a skin flap again! I'm going under!"

daupstart
The first few alien orgies were fun at first, but after a while....

GlitterRock
Lucas: "Hey Carrie, if you don't like it, we can always get out the anti-jiggle tape again."
(sighs... thrusts out bikini)
"Annnnnnd ACTION!"

AlexGariepy
*gremlin* "Hey, you're missing all the fun going on down here! *laugh*"

RodRocket
*GASP* [slur] "I'm Larry Flint! Welcome to the Hustler Casino...."[/slur]

echostation
"The tank? Oh, yeah, that's where the master keeps his record-breaking stool sample. Apparently it's the largest in the Outer Rim Territories!"

GlitterRock
*BEEDLE-DO WEEP BOOOOOOP BEEP-BU-WEEP!*
("Souvenirs...novelties...party tricks." )

LauraPowers85
"Han, for the thousandth time, I don't wanna see your DeNiro impersonation."

daupstart
[Huttese] "So, which one of you maggots stole my power converters?" [/huttese]
"We'll NEVER talk, Jabba! Han and I--"
"HE did it, Jabba! The kid! He's always had this weird, unnatural addiction to power converters, yknow. I bet if you check his X-Wing, you'll find all kinds of stolen power converters stuffed in that muthafuker! Kill HIM not me!"
"Damn! Thanks alot, Han!"
"Hey look, kid! You got the Force. All I got is my balls and my blaster! I gots to do what I gots to do, yknow! Fuk that!"

gleeb
.oO Hmm, her head smells wonderful. All I'd have to do is lean forward and all the warm goo inside would be mine to savor. Oo.

tinaw
"Would it help if you thought *I* was your brother?"

JohnSteed
So, she's all the sister Jabba needs, huh?

GlitterRock
We're going to need Kevin Bacon. LOTS of Kevin Bacon.
... and that's not something you hear every day!

TheDiva
Oh no, the dreaded desert clam!

The Seer
"Not the head! Anywhere BUT the head!"

Dita DuPave
And the so-called bad ass gets his ass thrown in the Sarlacc pit by the resident whiner.