GlitterRock
Was: 'fearsome alien co-pilot'
Now: 'Ooooo, who's so cuuuwte?? Ooo is! Yes ooo is!'

PrezGAR
"You're hot. Do you have any clone in you?"
"No. I dont think so."
"Would you like to?"
"Huh?"
"My quarters, five minutes."

gleeb
The despair of a rejected muppet.

RodRocket
"Don't let the smooth taste fool you."

gleeb
I'm surprised there aren't coats hung on him.

GlitterRock
*whoooooooOOOOOOOOSH!FWWWAMP!*
"Hello. I... ... New teeth. That's weird. Now, where was I? Oh, that's right! Barcelona!"

ChaosWolf1982
... Dear God, I hope that's just drool...

YibbleGuy
Kiss of the Spider Wookie

jackrouters
Here's the thing: He chokes the piggies. Isn't that pretty Darkside?

GlitterRock
A long time ago, in a piece of fan-service far, far away...

TheDiva
I'm trying to figure out which of them has the bigger boobs.

TheDiva
"Ringwraith? Sorry, you want the epic trilogy down the hall..."

daupstart
"Greetings. Judging from those tumultous growths on your head, you seem to have been the victim of a questionable hook-up. Let the Order of the Serpentine cleanse you with Axe Body Wash..."

Enapov
I am your new Dungeon Master....
I save, everyone else takes half damage...
[crowd groans]

Indomitus
Foolish Jedi! Your Church/Steeple tricks will not work on me!

TheDiva
"Before we do anything...could you have Leia do couple hip shimmies for me?"

PrezGAR
Pan Right! Pan Right!

The Seer
"Would you want to hurt a widdle innocent face like this?"