jackrouters
Not much of a return...at the end, we're stuck with two dead Masters, two dead Sith Lords, and one whiny half-wit.

AlexGariepy
More powerful? What, it can blow up a planet in one shot, how more powerful can you get?
"It blows up the UNIVERSE!"
OMG!

GlitTerrorRock
I think it says "All Your Secret Rebel base are belong to us'

eber3
My hat? Oh yes sir, it's the new Iowa state quarter sir.

JohnSteed
"My helmet screws seem oddly different. Officer, see if some of the men have been messing with my helmet screws."

GlitterRock
"There's nothing to see, Artoo. I used to live here, you know?"

*BEEDLE-BEEP-DOO-WEEP!*
("You're gonna die here, you know? Convenient." )

YibbleGuy
The new sequel "EWOKS: The Battle For Big Effin' Door."

TheDiva
"This bites. Change it back to the guy in the leather jacket talking to Rose, I liked him."

WaffleKing
I know its hard to respect me as a threat with this haircut, but please try.

ArchHallJr
"Greetings Exlated One. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bill Mumy, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo."

daupstart
3PO signals the room where the droid lap dances are held.

gleeb
Jabba loves two things: killing people and woodwind quintets.

GlitterRock
Oola's wardrobe-malfunction during the Tatooine Super Bowl resulted in massive fines from the Imperial Communications Commission.

Enapov
It's about 2:15 PM any given saturday afternoon in the early 1990's...A bunch of 11 yr olds are watching RTJ and have the remote on slow for one of their first glimpses at the elusive tit.

JohnSteed
In Star Wars Galaxy, this is all you can get your character to do. Get used to it.

Shadarus
Good morning!!!

GlitterRock
With the one on the right looking like a Harajuku girl, would that make the one in the middle Gweed Stefani?

GlitterRock
o/` I met her in a dungeon under Jabba's sofa.
Her skin looked bruised...
So I asked her if she needed a loofa.
L - O - O - F - A

My eyes moved up and down her body like a Hawaiian hula.
I asked for her name...
And in a sexy voice she said "Oola."
O - O - L - A. Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

Well I've seen hot ladies around the CPB, there and back,
But none of them had head tentacles and a righteous green rack.
Oh my, Oola!
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

Well I asked for her number but she was a little distracted.
It seems the door keeping back the Rancor had just retracted.
Oh MY, Oola!
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

I'd taken a break from the 'Dome just a week before.
And I've never ever been to Jabba's before.
But Scruffy, dude, he handed me a free pass.
"Glitter," he said, "they've got the hottest green ass!"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Scuff.
Which is how I ended up...
Falling in the dungeon on my duff...
With my Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

So I put on the charm.
I fed her a line.
I looked in her eyes...
Recited love poems I'd read.
Well I won't forget what Oola said.

She said
"FUCK GLITTER! QUIT STARING AT MY TITS FOR JUST FIVE SECONDS!
IF WE DON'T GET OUTTA HERE, WE'LL END UP IN THAT THING'S SMALL INTESTINE!"
Oh MY, Oola!
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

"I KNOW MY BODY'S REALLY GOT YOU WORKED UP!
BUT THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH LEFT OF US TO FILL UP A CUP!"
Oh shit, Oola!
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

I reassured her, caressed her neck...
And I kissed the nape.
Then hit the Glitterociter-remote control so that I could escape.
I really wish that there'd been room for her.
But listening to my iPod reduces juice to the transporter.

I still think of her, whenever I see big green cones.
Or whenever I hear dogs chewing on bones.
R.I.P. Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.

Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. Oo-oo-oo-oo-Oola. o/`