Zee
Three seconds later:

echostation
www.ewokvirginsluts.com

TheDiva
I'm developing Type 2 Diabetes just looking at this.

Mattteus
PRAISE JEEZUS!

Mattteus
You're the only one to make it out of my butt alive, I'll keep you!

GlitterRock
"Are you KIDDING? I *love* Carl Jr.'s!"

GlitterRock
"Hecate! Hecate! Hecate!"

BlakHat1
Darth Fozzie

LauraPowers85
"Bring me the Virgin Connie Swayle!"

Zee
Is this supposed to be Wilford Brimley's character from that live-action Ewok show?

Zee
This is that infamous episode of Kissyfur where he got molested by the guy from the bike shop.

Mattteus
It fowwowed me home, ca' I keep it pweeeeze?
*audience* awwwwwww!
*Matteus* IT'S ON A FUCKIN STRING YOU DUMBFUCK!!

TheDiva
Great, I think I'm diabetic now.

Mattteus
Did the writers ever consider adding a plot?

TheDiva
So, they're naked except for their hats...

Mattteus
Voiced by Mo'nique

GlitterRock
The centerfold of the newest Playwok magazine.

Shadarus
At this point even the foot-fetishists are scared.

Mattteus
The magic Chik-a-stik!

Shadarus
Oh, it's cool. Just get some Spell-o-tape until Hermione has time to fix it properly.

GlitterRock
Wow. A project Warwick Davis said 'no' to? I didn't think it was possible!