_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Hey, it's his own fault. They warned him to stay off the moors.
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
"And if anyone notices the marks, what do you tell them?"
"I ran into a door."
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
Ever thought about using cocoa butter on those scars, Darth?
_______________________________________________TheDiva
What the...a bondage collar?
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Back in the old days, used to whip-ass holding my lightsaber like this, I did."
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"Bubble wrap, all mine it is! *poppoppoppoppop!*"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
o/` My castanets! (clickclickclickclickclick!) Love to play I do with my castanets! (clickclickclickclickclick!) o/`
_______________________________________________Shadarus
What the- are they putting him into his carrier for a trip to the vet?
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
"You're... you're breaking up with me?"
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
Finally! Some non-incestuous space action!
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
.oO Come on! You open up your maw like a space-slug for Luke.... but with me you clamp those things like a vise! Oo.
_______________________________________________daupstart
[weird Force noises] "Hey! Hey, Vader, wake up! It's me, Palpi."
[heavy breathing] "Huh? Oh goddamn, it's 3 in the morning , Emperor SIR!! Jeezus..."
[weird Force noises] "Hey could you come down and open the door for me? I left my access card in my other robe."
[heavy breathing] "Well shit, sire, just open it with the goddamn Force!" [rolls over]
[weird Force noises] "I... I tried, but I'm too wasted, man. Drunk out of my ass. Can't even focus on the damned circuits. C'mon, dude, I'm about to hork all over the stoop, man, let me up. Oh, and...... HEH HEH HEH heh heh heehhhhhhhhh..."
[heavy breathing] "You have 5 units of Stormtroopers at ground level now! And I'm on the 593rd floor and!.... LORD!.... okay, okay, hang tight lemme get my helmet, I'm coming!" [puts on helmet crooked, bare robotic limbs with just boxers, AT-AT slippers...]
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
It took several years, but Yoda finally managed to build his own home out of twigs, mud, feces, spit, and scab-remnants.
_______________________________________________Zee
"DEBBIE! DEEEEB-BEEEEE!!! You gotta let me in, baby, it's raining and I'm cold!"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
(to audience)
"Never would have believed it, I -- but even MORE whiney than his father he is!"
_______________________________________________gleeb
Bat boy!
_______________________________________________echostation
"You know, Master Yoda, it really isn't necessary to nibble my ear."
_______________________________________________Zee
o/`I made believe the devil made me do it/I was the evil leader of the pack/You best believe I had it all and then I blew it/Feedin' that fuckin' Muppet On My Back