_______________________________________________GlitterRock
It's kind of like a screwed up IDIC symbol, innit?
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
VADER ON BOARD
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
MY SITH APPRENTICE FORCE-CHOKED YOUR JEDI PADAWAN
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
[I AM THE PROUD PARENT OF A CHILD WITH THE SECOND-HIGHEST MIDICHLORIAN COUNT IN THE UNIVERSE]
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Who needs super-armored tanks with all-terrain wheels when you got super-armored drinky birdies?
_______________________________________________jackrouters
The Empire took great pains to hide the fact their feared Walkers could be defeated by a trench about thirty feet deep.
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
The Battle of Hoth, the Star Wars' version of Gettysburg. Recreated too much in video games.
_______________________________________________jackrouters
"Antilles, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
Don't infants sleep in that pose?
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
Another walker comes up from behind, mounts it.
_______________________________________________Indomitus
Meanwhile, in the cockpit...
"I can't believe this armored assault vehicle was brought down by a length of $1.99 dental floss!"
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"Activate Orange Crush smokescreen!"
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"They're firing Lik'M'Aid at us, sir!"
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
Fire the Cheeto dust!
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"Dammit, Leia, how cold do we have to make it for you to show nipple?!"
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Hey, they're cheating! Wrong series for that sort of device! Cheat! Cheat!
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Dita DuPave
C'mon Lucas, I'm still not convinced that the Empire's evil!
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WaffleKing
Evil, shmevil. You're overlooking that the empire is providing economic growth and social stability through a strong central governmental control. Throughout the galaxy, previously poor beings are earning more and enjoying a life of affluence their parents never had, all thanks to the Empire.
Damn hippies.