GlitterRock
That's a pretty strong Welch-to-Layton ratio!

GlitterRock
Since none of those listed are here, I hereby appoint RodRocket to accept blame on behalf of Rod Warren and, in tandem, the other writers involved.
Rod, you should be ASHAMED of yourself!

TheDiva
Also, has anyone ever seen Bruce Villanch and Harry Knowles in the same place? I'm just sayin'...

cajunmagic
You mean Bruce "Whoopi's personal comedy writer" Vilanch and Pat "Police Academy" Proft? Hmmm, with that kinda talent, I'm SHOCKED this isn't shown every year!

TheDiva
And how he didn't get an Emmy for this, I'll never know...

Indomitus
Words fail me.

Dita DuPave
So I guess there was a lot of grape juice on the set.

GlitterRock
They were delivered straight from the Carol Burnett Show. Harvey happened to be sleeping in one of them at the time, and they just asked "Hey? You wanna be in our show?"

jackrouters
The Diabolical Bob Mackie.

GlitterRock
So we have Ben Burtt to thank for Itchy's horrible, psuedo-orgasmic gruntings while he was watching Diahann Carroll?

Indomitus
And Miki was never, ever hired as a "Star Wars" Consultant ever again. The end.

cajunmagic
Um, excuse me, hi. You guys had access to George freakin' Lucas and you still needed a "Star Wars consultant" ?!

GlitterRock
Soooo.... does that make Stan Winston Chewbacca's grandfather?

Zee
As far as Stan Winston projects go, The Star Wars Holiday Special is less painful to watch than Pumpkinhead.

Indomitus
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