The Seer
Why was this Han Solo modeled after David Brenner?

Sidesk
David Collings gets everywhere.

LauraPowers85
Tonight the role of Han Solo will be played by Carrie Fisher circa 2006.

Indomitus
NOW WITH COLOR-SAFE BLEACH

GlitterRock
American Inventor, circa 1978
"I call this... 'WinAmp.'"

GlitterRock
We proudly present... the 1978 Palm Pilot!

LauraPowers85
"He jump on my- plasma screen?"

Zee
He's struck with a bout of crippling depression when he realizes that, yes, he IS Harvey Korman.

tinaw
*sigh*
"It's Hedley!"

ArchHallJr
Harvey Korman for Space Coke!

Indomitus
Yes, folks, much of the screen time of this crapfest is us watching them watching commercials.

Zee
*runs through legs, hits head on alien's dangly cock*

Zee
Wait... isn't he dead at this point?

echostation
"Why am I pissed? I STILL don't have an action figure of me!"

TheDiva
A long, long time ago in a retirement community far, far away...

gleeb
Ah, the subtlety.

LauraPowers85
*gasp* "I'm, I'm sorry Ms. Arthur, I didn't know-"
"HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?!?!"

Indomitus
She bought that a long time ago, at a Bed Bath and Beyond far, far away...