_______________________________________________Indomitus
Okay, stop.
Consider...
At the beginning of this movie, they're able to tell whether or not an escape pod has life forms on board as it speeds away.
Now, they have to bring in special scanners to tell? The hell?
_______________________________________________Zee
Maybe it's my monitor, but Ben's head looks like it was hastily photoshopped on to me...
_______________________________________________tinaw
*Chewie* "That old man's mad!"
*Han* " . . . . when'd you learn to speak English?"
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Dita DuPave
How can she sleep with that belt?
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Indomitus
I think the better question is: How did she sleep with Paul Simon?
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YibbleGuy
Well, like Paul's *next* wife, she's not too aware of too many things, she knows what she knows, if you know what I mean ....
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"WE'RE HERE ABOUT THE UNAUTHORIZED USE OF LUCASFILM MATERIALS!"
_______________________________________________TheDiva
And why does the garbage compactor have a walk-in entrance?
_______________________________________________YibbleGuy
"I can't believe how much the Dark Side of the Force has lowered my nipples."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Wow, it's amazing what a guy can get done when he's not dragging around a whiny Padawan everywhere!"
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
"Yup, boobies adjusted."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Yup, Anti-Jiggle Breast Tape adjusted."
_______________________________________________Zee
"Few, that was a good nap. Now let's finish delivering those rank Meals-on-Wheels meals we stacked in the corner."
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
They hired the guy who made the castle in Prince of Persia to design the Death Star.
_______________________________________________meqal
Deys shootin! Deys shootin! Oh shit!
_______________________________________________tinaw
Wait -- didn't there used to be a wall there?!?
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
(kiss) "Good luck."
(feels a hand squeezing her ass, slaps it away) "Hey! We're just swinging across a chasm! Accomplish something like blowing this place up.... then you can get to second-base!"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"There's still good in you, Anakin. I know there is. Remember our old Jedi-trust exercises? I'll fall back, and I know you'll catch me in your arms."
*THUD!*
"Bugger"