_______________________________________________JohnSteed
Wolfgang Peterson saw this and said, "THAT'S our President of the United States!"
_______________________________________________ArchHallJr
"Charming . . . to the last. Plus you have big hooters."
_______________________________________________tinaw
"NO! WAIT! There's so much more Jimmy Smits could have done!"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"FAIR IS FAIR!"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
To repeat a wonderful little joke from the starwars.com website:
"Bail Organa. Last known photograph."
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"I HAD him with his legs cut off, body badly burned, and I DIDN'T FINISH HIM OFF! I'm a STUPID Jedi! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!"
_______________________________________________tinaw
Don't you think 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge, Obi-Wan?
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Thank you, eHarmony!"
_______________________________________________Zee
"So what did you do in that cave for the last twenty years? Just eat nut goodies and carve fertility symbols?"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Stop it!"
"I'm not touching you."
"Yeah. But I'm not tickling my own asshole either. So back that mind off, ya Jedi freak!"
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GlitterRock
"Look at him. He's headed for that small moon."
"I don't think that's a moon. Moons don't have windows."
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Indomitus
"Yeah. They run on Linux."
"Shut it, Luke."
_______________________________________________ TheDiva
Why is there that little ridge in the middle? Is it like an Easter egg where they had to put the two halves together?
_______________________________________________ Indomitus
Maybe there's pantyhose inside.
Actually, I know there's pantyhose inside. In Tarkin's quarters.
_______________________________________________Shadarus
R - L: Chewbacca, Luke, Obi-Wan, Han, and a random Silverfish.
_______________________________________________echostation
"Be careful when you leave the ship. I parked next to a bottomless pit again."
_______________________________________________The Seer
"Sir, you really have to let it go. You keep watching it over and over and.."
"SILENCE! I'm telling you, we were robbed. What the hell kind of stupid rule is the "tuck rule" anyway?"
_______________________________________________echostation
"How's the hot tub over there, fellas?"
"Pretty warm, old man. Yours?"