_______________________________________________tinaw
"Oh yeah, I was always getting on your dad's case about the whining. I was gonna take him out, but that woulda ruined any chance at getting a piece of your mom's cookie, so . . ."
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
"I tell ya, you're mother had an ass that never quit!"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"... and Aayla Secura's were this big, I swear!"
_______________________________________________gleeb
"You see, the Force is like a melon…"
_______________________________________________TheDiva
"I swear, there were days I just wanted to put my hands around your dad's neck..."
_______________________________________________echostation
"...and one time I used the Force to make Shaak Ti's robe fall off. Man, she had one sweet pineapple ass on her..."
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
Suddenly, the fact of the matter hits Obi-Wan with full force: he's a 70-year-old virgin. And he did so voluntarily.
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
oO/ I was a piece of ass back then, I'll tell you. \Oo
_______________________________________________Zee
"Could you get some paper towels? I Cushed all over the floor."
_______________________________________________gleeb
"No, you can't borrow one of my markers. I've only got four left!"
_______________________________________________TheDiva
I find your lack of cheesecake disturbing.
_______________________________________________The Seer
[Raiders score a touchdown on the television.] "YESSS!"
_______________________________________________ArchHallJr
"Come with me to Alderaan. It's your first step into a larger world of incest and angst."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"If you won't go with me to Aldaraan, will you at least help me to pose the Jawas so it looks like they were all doin' it when they died?"
"I suppose."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Oh no! The... the flowerpots!"
_______________________________________________echostation
"And now, your Highness, we will discuss your allowance."
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
"Sure, I'm gangsta, but I can't see a single bloody thing!"
_______________________________________________Zee
It Drinks By Night