_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"I'm going to jack you up and take a look at the condition of your treads, Threepio."
"As you wish, Master Luke. Just reach between my legs for the lever to raise me, and jack me off."
_______________________________________________ArchHallJr
"Fuck the academy. They're a bunch of pussies."
_______________________________________________tinaw
"You're whining me to death, son."
_______________________________________________tinaw
"How come I'm only 20 yet you guys aged 30 years?"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
o/` Strange Beru.... kill what's inside of you. o/`
_______________________________________________Indomitus
.oO(Must pose dramatically. Must look good so they can use this shot in every single Star Wars retrospective they'll ever do.)Oo.
_______________________________________________echostation
Late at night, Threepio would steal the keys to Owen's landspeeder and cruise the streets of Anchorhead for underage droid servants...
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
"I'll find you, R2. And when I do, you're in for the ass-rape of a lifetime!"
_______________________________________________PrezGAR
We're capping The Empire Strikes Back for the Atari 2600.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"I can hit him from here, I swear!"
"You couldn't even peg the 9-year old in the podrace all those years ago! Don't waste my time, squinty."
_______________________________________________tinaw
"My former sexiness will revive you."
_______________________________________________Coakley
"Man, complain about going to Tochi Station once and you're pegged as a whiner by legions of sci-fi fans."
_______________________________________________tinaw
"Oh, me? I used to be freakin' GOR-geous!"
_______________________________________________TheDiva
Really, Lucas, you need to find a different maiming point. Legs are good...or the nose, maybe? You don't see a whole lot of nose-removals in movies...
_______________________________________________Zee
"Don't worry, 3P0, when I'm done, your wrist will be as limp as ever!"
_______________________________________________echostation
"But the best thing about the Force is the ability to throw your farts!"
"Damn, I thought Threepio let that!"
_______________________________________________ArchHallJr
"Don't be a little bitch. You're coming to Alderaan with me."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"What is it?"
"Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. I left it behind originally-- but luckily we did a reshoot later on, and I picked it up."