_______________________________________________TheDiva
--A trip to Alderaan!
*BOOOOM!*
Uh, better make that Bespin...
_______________________________________________Gray Zombie
a year supply of Turtle Wax, Rice-A-Roni (The San Francisco Treat), a trip to Jamaica, and the home version of this game show. This has been a Merv Griffin Production. This is Don Pardo saying, good night.
_______________________________________________TheDiva
The Empire has been building that bloody thing for two decades, and the Rebels only just found out about it?
_______________________________________________Indomitus
Yeah. She did a great job saving her people, didn't she?
_______________________________________________Indomitus
Yeah, let's store the munitions along the dorsal side of the ship. That's the last thing the Empire would fire at. Great idea, nutjobs.
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"Hi, folks. I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologize for... well, everything, I guess. Ewoks. Gungans. Singing Bea Arthurs. I'm really very, very sorry."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
There hasn't been this much pink on the screen since Rose Tyler's bedroom!
_______________________________________________Zee
This is how the world looks to Stephanie from Lazy Town.
_______________________________________________PrezGAR
It's the energy vampire from Buck Rogers.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
(shimmy shimmy)
It's the Jack Rabbit Slim's dance contest!
_______________________________________________TheDiva
It's a well-known fact that if you just duck, stormtroopers will be unable to hit you, even at close range.
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"You WILL break it down, Rebel scum!"
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
You stormtrooper style very good. But it is no match for my Flying Crane style!
_______________________________________________daupstart
[heavy breathing] "The nerve of those rebels! I'm just trying to retrieve from them what is rightfully ours! I can't believe they're calling me pompous and overbearing! Do I look like a dick to you?!" [/heavy breathing]
[biting lip under helmet] "..................... no sir...."
[heavy breathing] ".... Keep fukin around, you hear me? Keep fukin around." [/heavy breathing]
_______________________________________________ArchHallJr
"You seem . . . taller, my lord."
_______________________________________________TheDiva
"Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only...hang on a sec. *hocks up loogie*"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Artoo accidentally plays footage of Leia pitching at the Aldaraan Women's League series.
_______________________________________________TheDiva
"...Is it just me, Artoo, or has technology declined significantly in the past couple decades?"