Zee
"Oh boy, oh boy! A hundred smackers!"

GlitterRock
"Ha! Death carrot!"
"WAAAAAAAAGETAWAY!! SONOFABITCH!"

Zee
"I'm a sad widdle MTF transsexual."

Shadarus
Ding dong, the droid is dead.
Which old droid?
The quite gay droid!
Ding Dong the flaming droid is dead...

GlitterRock
"-- and it was R2D2 with a fine sense of historical irony, who thought of the name for our captured vessel."
(spraying 'Blazing Goldenrod Queen' on the hull')

GlitterRock
"Dad! The white smuggler's staring at my tits again!"
"Tell him he can't touch 'em for less than 30 credits."

Dita DuPave
*bwoop bweeop whoooo*
Translation: "Couldn't the animators give me another color for my umbrella? Sheesh, the gay jokes are bad enough as it is,"

Shadarus
...and at THIS point, ladies and gentlemen, it is officially an

OH HELL NO!!!

TheDiva
Gaaah, next topic, next topic! *clicks frantically*

GlitterRock
Andre Linoge At The End Of 'Storm Of The Century': The Animated Series

Zee
This here is Gran'pa! Back when he us'ta work at the slaughter-house, he was the mightiest butcher they ever had!
He could kill a full-grown steer with just one blow of the hammer! Yes sir, there weren't noone better'n gran'pa!

Mattteus
"Hey aren't you even listening?"
"*mumbles* I had a puppy once..."

JMShearer
Oh, hey, he's talking to the Dungeon Master from the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon!

gleeb
This is the lost part of the Gospel where Jesus blow-dries the hair of the apostles.

GlitterRock
"Hmmm. Not bad. But if you want to get on 'Baywatch', Traci Bingham, you'll want to make them bigger."

Mattteus
with Foxxy Love as Pocahantas

GlitterRock
All he needs is some platform shoes, a hat, and a big feather boa ... and you've got the droid-Elton John!

Mattteus
The only connection to Star Wars are those robots isn't it... ?