Zee
Anthony Daniels will play C-3P0 at your niece's school play, just ask. He made his own costume years ago.

Indomitus
I didn't even know that Care Bears had testicles, let alone that they could pop off and reach escape velocity.

GlitterRock
Matzo Balls have secret, rainbow powers.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!

echostation
"I'd just like to say 'hi' to my donor back on Kamino..."

Indomitus
"The broad side of a space-barn? Only we are so precise."

GlitterRock
"Geez, Threepio! Close your legs! No-one wants to see your robotic clam!"

Shadarus
Hey, she's trying to steal Egon's twinkie!

gleeb
"OK, OK, but I still think you should pay for two rounds…"

ChaosWolf1982
"Say, he's kinda cute..."
"Oh no... Please. I'll give you this shortbread cookie if you don't be gay tonight! Or did you forget we share the same ass?"

WaffleKing
So where in the Bible does Judas conspire with C3P0?

GlitterRock
All I'll say is ... the inconsistancy and goofyness of Episodes I, II and III is *ALOT* more acceptable after you've watched Artoo breakdancing in this story.
(shivers)

TheDiva
Wow, Jesus really IS my co-pilot!

LauraPowers85
"It is I: the Zookeeper! I'd like you to meet my number one henchman: an elephant, who never forgets.... TO KILL!"

GlitterRock
These are the really CHEAP SEATS in the Galactic Senate!

LauraPowers85
"I was under the impression that this was a NON-DROID box."
"Quiet, Harry: they'll hear you!"
"I WANT them to hear!"

GlitterRock
"Patty Tanager, the caddy manager. Yeah, it rhymes, big whoop. Wanna fight about it?"

echostation
It isn't Threepio's ability to translate over 6 million forms of communication that has Admiral Skreed interested:

GlitterRock
"Now to ram my ovapositor down his throat and lay my eggs in his stomach...."