Zee
Starring Agnes Moorehead as Endor.

Indomitus
Not to nitpick, but... They're not on Endor. They're on one of the moons.

Dita DuPave
Is he gonna talk about his boner?

Zee
Okay, three screengrabs in and already you've lost me.

GlitterBellRock
... as the gruff yet lovable Sith lord, dispensing home spun wisdom and pure hate.

AlexGariepy
Well, on the plus side, at least they're keeping our expectations low?

TheCarolingDiva
On the plus side, this means Lucas didn't write the dialogue.

Zee
Wheat. Lots of wheat... fields of wheat... a tremendous amount of wheat... I'm dead. I'm dead and they're talking about wheat.

AlexGariepy
With assistance from
Buck Wheat.

Dita DuPave
The cuteness is wearing away at my teeth.

gleeb
"I'm tellin' ya, once you give up wearing pants, you'll never look back."

GlitterBellRock
"Wicket? Do you ever feel... ... ... not so yub-yub?"
"Yub yub!"

AlexGariepy
Even the Ewoks eat the red ones last.

GlitterBellRock
"Yub yub Last Day yub yub!"

Dita DuPave
Dear God, it's Satan.

AlexGariepy
Tip over a lawn chair... TA-DA, it's an Ewok fort.

GlitterBellRock
"You know, Glitter really should've spent more time in researching this before he decided to show it after Episode III in his Year Of Star Wars timeline."
"Yub yub?"
"Yeah. 'Cause the first Ewok movie was posted between I & II -- and at least eighteen years have passed since II & III. Yet none of us have aged a day. I mean, granted we could be from a race that ages really slowly, but still...."
"Yub yub?"
"WICKET I SWEAR TO FUCKIN' GOD YOU YUB YUB ONE MORE TIME AND I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!"

Indomitus
"What time is it?"
"Red."