THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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Mattteus
He's turning into Joey Lawrence! "WHOA!"



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GlitterBellRock
"Maybe... if I could just fart... then I'd feel better."
*farrRRRRRRrtttttt--SQUIRT*
"Ohhh no."



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TheCarolingDiva
"It's not FAIR! All I did was lie to my friends, help slaughter the Jedi and try to kill my wife!"



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GlitterBellRock
"Umm Anakin? You'd want me to give this to your son, right?"
"AGGGGHHHHH!THEPAIN!!THEPAIN!!KILLMEEE!PLEAAASSEEE!"
"Uh, I'll take that as a 'yes,' then."



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Yukon GARnelius
Lava. Powers Siths clean.



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tinaw
Real acting, folks! Take a good look, it'll never happen again!



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ArchDeckTheHallsJr
"My lips hurt real bad!"



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GlitterBellRock
"Anakin's dead? Great. Now I'm going to have to be a single mother."
"Um, well.... not for long."



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TheCarolingDiva
It must be serious--they have the Slinkies out!



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gleeb
*boop boop beep boop beep?*
(tr: "So, uh, now that Whinin' Boy is evil, you seeing anyone?")



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TheCarolingDiva
.oO(OW! Who would have thought Threepio could bitchslap?)



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tinaw
"Oh, my poor bacon . . ."



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GlitterBellRock
*touches head gently, long strings of melted flesh mozzarella-cheese-style comes off on his fingers*
"Ewwww!"
*goes to rub off on his cloak--stops--then wipes on the back of Anakin's tunic*



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Zee
"So, Anakin... how fond were you of your penis?"



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GlitterBellRock
Ok, we GET it! He's evil! Let's move on!



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tinaw
No, we won't tend to your burns or give you anesthia or morphine for the pain, we'll just drill holes in your damaged flesh and attach metal appendages to you. It's the Sith way.



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TheCarolingDiva
Even on her deathbed, she wears ludicrous costumes.



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JohnSteed
"Padme, it's best you don't see this. I think they're..... making out...."






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