THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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TheCarolingDiva
And you can just hear Lucas screaming, "See, it's like an early X-wing! It's continuity, people! I'm a genius; ADMIT I'm a genius!!!"



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Zee
*cuts off kid's head*
"Masta Anakin, will dat be on the test?"
*cuts off kid's head*
"Masta Anakin, what are you doing?"
*cuts off kid's head*
"Maybe we should fight back?"
*cuts off kid's head*



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TheCarolingDiva
Jeez, didn't Master Yoda teach them to never, EVER trust people shrouded in ominous black robes?



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Indomitus
A Yoda-sized escape pod, with nothing around, in the middle of a field on a planet of Wookees, conveniently placed where the clone troopers wouldn't find it.
I'll bet the license plate says "PLOT DEVICE"



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ArchDeckTheHallsJr
. o O Why am I attracted to this lump of shit again? O o .



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Zee
You could fit 28 Star Wars figures in C-3P0's back- 29 if you made Yoda and R2D2 share a compartment.



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YibbleGuy
"Anybody check the batteries in those two smoke detectors lately?"
"Yeah. They're good."
"What about the microwave? Microwave workin' okay?"



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Indomitus
"Yo. How you doin."



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JohnSteed
The film is plagued with wooden acting, and Lucas brings in Jimmy Smits....



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TheCarolingDiva
Aaaand...we have poster shot!



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Coakley
Where will you be when you realize voting no confidence in Chancellor Valorum was a bad idea?



Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics. _______________________________________________
TheCarolingDiva
At any rate, it has the best dialogue in the entire movie.



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GlitterBellRock
Wait -- HE'S getting a hologram from Darth Sidious?? I's all confoosed!



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WaffleKing
Oh honey, you got the roller rink all to ourselves!



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tinaw
Baby mama drama pushing you over the edge?



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GlitterBellRock
CAMI LOSES!
E HONDA WINS!



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tinaw
Ok, let's analyze this:
"Now you will experience (raises hands slowly) the full power of the Force (raises hands into position)!"
*pulls hands back slightly; shoots lightning*
Yoda had a good 10 seconds to react. Was Yoda distracted by the Sidious' new look or something?



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JohnSteed
Shot in Doomvision!






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