_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
"AHHHH! YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL ME WITH DEATH STICKS! AHHHH!"
_______________________________________________tinaw
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhh . . . . sssssssssss . . . . aaaaaahhhhhh . . . . .sssssssss. . . . . .aaaaaahhhhhh . . . . . sssssssssss . . . . . . aaaaaaahhhhhh . . . . . sssssssssss . . . . "
_______________________________________________ArchDeckTheHallsJr
Just saw Bea Arthur naked.
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"My God, what a mediocre villain...."
_______________________________________________Indomitus
An actor portrays sadness.
No, wait, that's not right... A cinematographer portrays sadness, using a red gel filter, a soft backlight, and a lump of putty shaped like a person.
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"Oh God, I can hear it whine from the womb!"
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
"Well, I don't want to BE arrested! So NYEAH!"
_______________________________________________The Seer
Colin Mochrie: "MEE-OWW!"
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
*all are thrown back*
_______________________________________________Zee
"FOR DAGON!"
_______________________________________________Indomitus
Oops. His lightsaber triggered the explosive charges placed all along the glass window.
_______________________________________________tinaw
Sam: "You are under arrest, bee-yotch!"
George: "Cut! Ok, Sam, you know we'll never get any kind of PG rating with language like that. Think of the kids! Ok, aaaaaaand -- ACTION!"
Sam: "You are under muthaf***in' arrest, muthaf***a!"
George: "Ok, cut! No, Sam, not the Jedi kids, the kids in the audience! Let's try it again. AAaaaaaand -- ACTION!"
Sam: "You are under arrest, my lord."
George: "That's much better. Now, faster and more intense."
(ok, I admit, I've been saving that cap for 6 months. Sue me )
_______________________________________________The Seer
"The Jedi are not killers, unlike you. But since you're so dangerous ... prepare to die!"
_______________________________________________Indomitus
This part is much funnier with the audio. Funniest part of the whole saga, actually. He chews the scenery to pieces.
_______________________________________________gleeb
"NO! YELLOW sudden beam!"
_______________________________________________ArchDeckTheHallsJr
"I'm so confused. Evil? Good? Evil? Good? Evil? Curly? Straight? Bed goes up? Bed goes down? Evil? Good?"
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TheCarolingDiva
You can hear Lucas saying "There, that should cover the plot hole..."
_______________________________________________ Indomitus
Again and again and again...
This whole movie was like this one redneck friend of my dad's. The floor of his house had enormous holes in it, and he'd cover them over with plywood or whatever random things he could find (the epitome being a sheet of glass), going "there, that oughta cover it."
It never did.