_______________________________________________Mattteus
Why is Jar-Jar dressed like Marilyn Monroe?
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
'Has anyone ever told you that you have perfect dick-sucking lips, senator?'
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
.oO(Suckers.)
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
"So, this your first time to a big glowy ball concert?"
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
"Chancellor, I... I have a confession to make. I'm secretly in love with a member of the Senate."
"Do you like him? Are you attracted to him? I mean, would you give him head?"
_______________________________________________tinaw
"Take this message to the Council, R-4 -- I mean, droid unit that doesn't look at all like a bronze spray-painted version of the one that was destroyed in battle earlier."
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
"Emergency Program One this is. Rose, important this is now listen to me. If activated this message only one thing it can mean: in danger we must be, and I mean fatal. Dead I am, or about to die any second with no chance of escape. And ok that is. A good death I hope. But promised to look after you I did, and that's what I'm doing. Taking you home the TARDIS is. You're fussing and moaning now I bet you are. Typical! But listen a bit more you will and just hold on . Never return to me the TARDIS cannot. Facing an enemy that should never on the TARDIS their hands get Emergency Program One means. What you should do this is: let the TARDIS die. Gather dust just let this old box do. Open it no one can. Notice it no one will. Let it become a strange little thing on a street corner standing, and over the years move on the world will, and buried the box will be. And if remember me you want to, then one thing you can do. That's all, one thing. A good life have you, Rose. A fantastic life have you."
_______________________________________________Yukon GARnelius
"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of Sith..."
_______________________________________________Mattteus
Bring it bitch!
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
"AHH COME ON! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU JEDI AND CHOPPING OFF HANDS, ANYWAY??"
"Oh quit whining. You've got three more -- (vrrrrrmmmm-whurr *chop*) -- make that two more."
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
Just a guess: I bet Grievous has some NASTY eye-boogers when he gets up in the mornings!
_______________________________________________daupstart
When's the last time Grievous slept?...
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
THIS is why I only buy widescreen.
_______________________________________________ArchDeckTheHallsJr
"Iwasjustlookingatdeathstarplans!"
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
Come on, who wouldn't trust THIS face?
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
"Would I... lie to you?"
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Mattteus
Heh heh, if you hold two lightsabers behind his head he'll be The Palpatine Rabbit!
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gleeb
"What is EVIL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"
"Evil isn't how you are made," said the Sith Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a galactic population hates you for a long, long time, not just as a bogieman, but REALLY hates you, then you become Evil."
"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.
"Sometimes," said the Sith Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Evil you don't mind being hurt."