_______________________________________________The Seer
"Leave him."
Uh, Anakin, wouldn't that have been your first hint that something is wrong with this dude. It took you until halfway thru the movie to figure out he was evil? Man, some "chosen one" you are!
_______________________________________________Zee
"Well, it's not tit, but it passes the time."
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Indomitus
And this brings up the incredibly obvious question:
Why, on the bridge of a space cruiser built for heavy battle, is the viewport made of glass that could be taken out by a stray rock?
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TheCarolingDiva
Please, Indo, you're expecting logic from a Lucas screenplay?
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
Anakin would have never gone to the Dark Side if he knew Palpatine was mocking him behind his back.
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
"What the-- Artoo? I know why *I'm* in Hell, but what are YOU doing here??"
*BEEDLE-BOOP-WEEP-TWERP-WEEP*
[Translation: "Ehhh, I got on a bad-oil bender five years ago on Mimban, did some stuff, killed a hooker..."]
_______________________________________________Mattteus
*presses little foot lever, R2D2's head flips open, tosses used tissue in*
_______________________________________________tinaw
"Another sexy landing."
_______________________________________________Coakley
"I missed you and your whining so much! Threepio whines a lot, but it isn't the same!"
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
Looks like a greyhound after pooping on the rug
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
Nooo, he doesn't look a BIT like Chancellor Palpatine...
_______________________________________________emmapeel
"I love you."
"No I love you."
"NOOO I Love you."
"Noooo I love you."
"Look Bitch I love you more."
"Yah right ass hole! I love most of all......."
_______________________________________________tinaw
GAH!
_______________________________________________tinaw
Anakin is sexy as a badass, and only when he isn't speaking. So, it's kinda hard to catch him when he's sexy.
What?
_______________________________________________tinaw
A reminder of their barely legal love . . .
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
Lucas bitmapped his chest personally...... and lovingly.
_______________________________________________YibbleGuy
"Forgive me my impertinence, my Queen, but ... if you're in your third trimester, shouldn't your tits have gotten bigger than that?"
_______________________________________________The Seer
"Anakin, why is it that I'm the pregnant one but yet you're the one with the wild mood swings?"