THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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Zee
*wipes trickle of blood from lip, looks at it* "It's on, now, bitch!"



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gleeb
*beep beep booep whistle*
(tr: "Oh yeah, you know what I like!")



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Dita DuPave
*bwweep bwwoop whoo*
Translation: "Hot, hot, hot, hot, ho--OOOHHHH!!! MOTHERFUCK- IT BURRRRNNSSS!!!"



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gleeb
*beep beep boop beep beep* (tr.: "I am the droid of hellfire!")



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tinaw
"Twice the pride, double the fall. . . wait -- WTF does that mean?"



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tinaw
o/' Padme is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the whiny bastard's not my son . . . o/'



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ArchDeckTheHallsJr
"I'm Andy Richter and I control the universe!"



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Yukon GARnelius
*puts on steel-toed boot and kicks Anakin in the baby maker.*



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GlitterBellRock
"Heavens. I haven't seen bicuspids like these since... since.... ... Willy?"



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TheCarolingDiva
Killing Christopher Lee. This alone damns him to the Dark Side, never mind the whole Order 66 thing...



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Zee
"Where's your Saint Blaise medal now, bitch?"



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JohnSteed
"Now what are you going to do? Whip me and me call me a bad Senator? I'd like that...."



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ArchDeckTheHallsJr
"Good thing I took a shit before the duel."



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GlitterBellRock
"DON' MAKE ME BUST MAH KUNG-FU ON YOU, JEDI!"



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tinaw
Ok, this is your mid-term question:
Would this be considered an 'oh HELL no'? Describe why or why not, and what part you would play.



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SweetHeart666
I would Consider this an "Oh HELL no" because Hayden Christensen is in this movie, and the part I would play would be the casting director hiring an actor that can emote.



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TheCarolingDiva
As established in Zombie v. Boreanaz, a Crush or other desirable party engaged in romantic or suggestive activity with a non-desirable party qualifies as an "oh HELL no!" situation. The suggested remedy is to visit punishment on the non-desirable party, preferably in the form of large jungle cats.



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JohnSteed
However, the action taken upon the non-desirable has seemed to have led to the non-desirable's death, which may be grounds for extenuating circumstances. In other words, this would cushion the emotional blow enough for the caption to not be considered at a "Oh HELL no!" level, though the methods of the non-desirable's death would still be disagreeable to the court. My suggested action would be to throw the undesirable into a flaming pit with no hope for life support.






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