_______________________________________________tinaw
...GEORGE LUCAS, bent on squeezing
every penny out of his lucky cash cow.
Meanwhile, thousands of fans wait
breathlessly to hand over their money
to the evil COUNT LUCAS, because well,
frankly, they can't help but be curious
about how Darth Vadar became a badass,
even if the story isn't very good, and
totally takes the surprise out of future
episodes . . .
_______________________________________________Mattteus
...Princess Toadstool
_______________________________________________TheCarolingDiva
...Zelda. AGAIN.
_______________________________________________Yukon GARnelius
... The Lindbergh Baby.
_______________________________________________YibbleGuy
... George Lucas. He then bitch-slapped him until he promised to stop using cliched adjectives like "stunning," "fiendish," and "grievous" to pointlessly intensify everything.
_______________________________________________Zee
...Dawn Summers. Again.
_______________________________________________Indomitus
...Patty Hearst.
_______________________________________________Gray Zombie
Pearl Pureheart. Having heard this, Mighty Mouse has set forth to save the day.
_______________________________________________TheLurker
...The Santy Claus.
_______________________________________________ArchDeckTheHallsJr
...Barbara Stone.
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"That's right, I'm your rogue leader, bitch!"
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
I didn't know R2 was a part of the Husker nation.
_______________________________________________tinaw
"Laaaaaaaaaaawwwwwd dere goes mah head!"
_______________________________________________Diana Luna
"Maybe this Baby Ruth will unleash my jedi powers!"
_______________________________________________ArchDeckTheHallsJr
"Hey good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
ABC Family presents "Christmas With The Detoos"
_______________________________________________GlitterBellRock
For part of the production, Ewan's chiropractor stood in for him in some scenes.
_______________________________________________daupstart
We now return you to Ewan McGregor in DRUNKEN JEDI MASTER