THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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Zee
Natalie Portman in an amazing dual role.



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AlexGariepy
"I use my beard powers to dig for buried treasure."
"That's nice."



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GlitTerrorRock
Obi-Wan uses the Force to keep Pee-Wee from jerking off in his direction.




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GlitTerrorRock
**INCOMING MESSAGE FROM YOUR FATHER, GENERAL KENOBI.**
"You’ll end up wasting your life at the Moulin Rouge with a can-can dancer!"
"Dad! I'm trying to defeat the Seperatists here! Can we please have this conversation when I get home?!"



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daupstart
It's Darth Yarn!



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GlitTerrorRock
"We really need to schedule bathroom-breaks when we wear these outfits!"



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GlitTerrorRock
*BLEEP-BOOBLE-DWEEP-BOO-WEEP!*
"Hey, don't blame me! I told you you're better put on some sunblock when we went to Tatooine! But you were all 'No! I don't beedle-weep-doo-bleep-weep!'"
*BOOOP-BEEP-BEEP-BRATT*
"So's your mother!"



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Shadarus
The paparazzi are after us again! Hold on Princess Diana, we'll lose 'em!



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Mattteus
Combining Christianity with the I Ching.



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Zee
"I've got the fever for the flavor of genocide!"



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Mattteus
It's a Holly Hobby Lara Croft.



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GlitTerrorRock
I thought it was Travolta who danced at Jack Rabbit Slim's, not Jackson!



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jammer425
Jedi: Macius Windus



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GlitTerrorRock
"THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME!"



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TheMaskedDiva
Mulan: Cross-dresser, Chinese heroine, Jedi Knight.



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Indomitus
*sneezes and cuts her head right down the middle*



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Mattteus
Hey! She's stealing vases from the art museum! oO(no one will ever know... heh heh heh)



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Mattteus
Yoda gets like this when it's time to take his medicine






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