_______________________________________________tinaw
The Star Wars universe has a thing or two to learn from the Star Trek universe: never put your space stations so close together. They interfere with each others' center of gravity.
_______________________________________________floydianj
Do you have any idea how hard it is to eat with one giant incisor?
_______________________________________________gleeb
Attack of the Reddenbacher!
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
Sooo... the Death Star was responsible for the fall of Rome?
_______________________________________________Mattteus
Dick Cheney! NO!!!
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"IT-BURNSSSS. OH-IT-BURNSSSS."
4 out of 5 cybernetic-prostitutes infect their customers with computer viruses every day.
Don't let your 'bot be a statistic.
_______________________________________________PrezGAR
"OK, so, this time, it wasn't a trap. But next time, it could be."
_______________________________________________Mattteus
Add a zigzag line across the temple and it's Homer Simpson!
_______________________________________________TheDiva
*cue Riverdance music*
_______________________________________________Zee
Rasta From the Black Lagoon
_______________________________________________PrezGAR
"It's a trap!"
"Oh, for crying out loud, Ackbar. Everything's a trap to you. For Cod's sake, it's not a trap."
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"M'wah!"
"M'wah!"
_______________________________________________Sidesk
That's not really a practical design, is it? Do they not expect anyone will sneak up behind them?
_______________________________________________Indomitus
*fires, and the recoil sends it flying 3 miles in the opposite direction*
_______________________________________________Mattteus
Rather inconvenient place for testicles.
_______________________________________________Mattteus
Did they have to give him shoulder hair?
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
He's dancing like Shaggy from "Scooby-Doo!"
_______________________________________________Indomitus
*flips him over, dips him in ink, and writes calligraphy*