THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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Zee
"I see... casinos!"



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GlitTerrorRock
Crossing Over With Yoda Edwards
"In the audience, knows someone recently died someone has. Beginning with letter.... B?"



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Zee
"Big one, this is. Coming am I, 'Liz'beth."



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Indomitus
Apparently, they have Wonder Bra technology.



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Indomitus
"The merchandising has started, Master Lucas."
"Excellent. Everything is going as planned."



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TheMaskedDiva
.oO(Why am I stuck being a minion? I'm Christopher F-ing Lee, for Christ's sake!)



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AlexGariepy
"Why can't *I* be the leader?"
"Look, you have one side, I have the other, we play for a while, then I rule all."
"That doesn't seem fair to *me*."
"And?"



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AlexGariepy
Okay! We get it! Prelude to the formation of the evil Empire, cue the eerie-looking stormtrooper masses and star destroyer ships, why not have Palpatine wave a "BAD GUYZ ROOL!!!" sign in front of the camera while we're at it?



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AlexGariepy
"Soooo, where'd you get the money to build this army from?"
"Campaign funds."
"Those are always good funds."



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TheDiva
Getting married secretly in defiance of everyone's wishes...this is a great way to start your life together.



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TheMaskedDiva
"D'you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it -- the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go..."*

*courtesy of Wikiquote, reprinted here because it's a hell of a lot better than anything Lucas came up with.



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Zee
"Gah!" (Padme pulls hand away quickly)
"Oh, yeah... heh heh... probably should've showed that to you before the wedding."






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