_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
Anakin didn't just start Force-choking people right away, he had to work up to it. Here's the first recorded incident of him "Force-Charley-Horsing" someone.
_______________________________________________TheMaskedDiva
And once again, the heroine's clothing proves to be flimsier than the man's.
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Women have clothing?
_______________________________________________Indomitus
Not in Porch Swings, they don't.
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
(Sidious) "I said cut his hand off, not his arm. Sheesh, you Sith take it to the next level..."
_______________________________________________Zee
"Try to play with Def Leppard now! Mwa ha ha ha!"
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
Wow. Four drips of blood. Anakin has REALLY poor circulation!
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
Looks like Yoda just bowled a strike
_______________________________________________SweetHeart666
"Feel the power of Christopher F***ing Lee, BEEOTCH!"
_______________________________________________TheMaskedDiva
Now why didn't he think of this when the Ents were breaking down his door?
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
Remember when Palpatine did this and got his face all fucked up? Now Dooku barely lifts his arm, and he can shoot lightning at will with no ill effects!
_______________________________________________The Seer
Great Jedi Master he supposed to be, yet win any major battles he never does.
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"I'm gonna carve 'I was stabbed by a bunch of Siths' on your corpse."
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
John O'Hurley and Charlotte Jorgensen, reigning champions of "Dancing With The Stars", will take on challengers Yoda (dancing with amateur ballroom champion Kylie Jones), among others in next season's competition!
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"Little teapot, I am, short and stout. Handle, this is mine... spout, this is mine."
_______________________________________________TheLurker
"Look badass, I do. Be on many a t-shirt, I will."
_______________________________________________Gray Zombie
Yoda steps up to the plate.
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
The problem with pitching to Yoda is there is almost no strike zone