_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
And then the actual head slips out, freaking the kid even more.
_______________________________________________Indomitus
You know, sometimes a deeply-rooted phallic obsession is just a deeply-rooted phallic obsession.
_______________________________________________TheMaskedDiva
"Don't worry, dad, I'll avenge you...or maybe I'll just capture rogue pilots for Jabba the Hutt and wind up inside a big desert intestine..."
_______________________________________________Zee
"Well, at least now I rename the ship 'Slave-1' like I wanted. that 'Jango's Cooze Magnet' shit is getting old."
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Stupid Empire's doing their war exercises in my backyard again. You're scaring away the moose!
_______________________________________________TheMaskedDiva
So, impractical vehicle design was a part of the Empire from the early days, I guess...
_______________________________________________ArchHellJr
"I'm going to grow up and be slower one day!"
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
These spaceship designs don't put me in awe so much as they make me giggle uncontrollably.
_______________________________________________Indomitus
So Lucas is saying... um... He's trying to tell us...
...
I don't get it.
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"Here you go, Count. Now don't forget to tell Lord Sidious about that 'exhaust-port-leading-to-the-reactor-system' flaw the tech guys pointed out."
"Yeah yeah yeah. Like I'd forget that."
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Look! It's familiar to the Star Wars Universe! Get it now? GET IT? It all makes sense!!! GOD BLESS LUCAS!!!
_______________________________________________RodRocket
.o0O(Eat your heart out, Carrie! This'll make 'em forget about your slave girl costume!)
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
Damn. Her breasts are out of whack again.... better adjust them.....
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
I'm sorry, I tried... I tried SO hard to make a caption for every single Episode II screengrab to make up for lost time, and I'm bored, and I get stuck because I can't stop staring at her breasts! Damn you, bewbies!
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
Yoda, will you sign my yearbook?
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
Yoda's so badass, he has Dark Samus as his personal assistant.
_______________________________________________Mattteus
Ew, ew. I found this lightsaber behind the toilet. Whose is it?
_______________________________________________ArchHellJr
"Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! Ow! Thhhhhhht! . . . "