THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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Indomitus
Everybody's glow-sticking! It's a rave!



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Zee
Splinter? . . . You okay, buddy?



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Indomitus
Feed them to the animals in an arena. Great plot device. May as well have trapped them to a table with a laser pointed at it, and had Dooku say "No, Obi-Wan, I expect you to die."



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Indomitus
"Simmah down nah."



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gleeb
"Keep your nose out of my…oh, I do beg your pardon."



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AlexGariepy
"Save your cameo for a non-speaking role. Don't make me forceslap you."



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ArchHellJr
"Oh, man! Why does the Nautolan always get the green lightsaber?"



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AlexGariepy
"I dare you to lick it."



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daupstart
"Well go 'head! Use the Force, muthafucka!!"



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Zee
*Obi-Wan wacks Bowser in the ass*



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TheMaskedDiva
Is it just me, or do the droids look kind of like warped flamingos?

...Warped Flamingos would be a good name for a band.



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GlitTerrorRock
"AFTER-I-DEFEAT-THE-JEDI-SCUM, I'M-GOING-TO-FIND-A-GLASS-OF-WATER-TO-BOB-MY-HEAD-INTO."



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Indomitus
"Oh, dear. Have I been reduced to Jar-Jar level comic relief?"



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WaffleKing
It's basically the same concept I use to make fake topless photos of Natalie Portman.



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JohnSteed
Thank you for the unnecessary and extremely unfunny sideplot that grinded the climax to a halt, Lucas. Really, I mean that.



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Dita DuPave
"Hey Dooku, what's up with your name?"
"Bite me, Robocop!"



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YibbleGuy
"Because I am evil, I have microwaved your gigantic summer squash until it is dry and tasteless."



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ArchHellJr
"Dooku. Your hand is just freakishly too large, bro."






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