THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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TheMaskedDiva
Sorry, you can't have a romantic dinner if Hayden Christiansen is involved, I don't care how good the ambience is.



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Indomitus
*inhale*
*pop! pop!*
"CUT!... Um, print that and take it to my private screening room."
"Yes, Mr Lucas."



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GlitTerrorRock
Anakin: "From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe."
Padme: "I can't. We can't. It's just not possib--"
(Anakin throws up on her)



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AlexGariepy
...
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Your line, Anakin.
"Bewwwwwwwwwwbieeeeeeeeeees."



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AlexGariepy
"... Can I poke 'em?"



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TheMaskedDiva
They're in Hell!...which, now that I think about it, would explain the dialogue.



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tinaw
"Ani, if you follow your thoughts to conclusion, you will see that we can't be together -- oh, 'scuse me, this push up bra is KILLING me!"
*Anakin faints*



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JohnSteed
I like to Port h.....
"Steed, stop it. 'Port her, man' and 'Padme Rotten' are NOT funny and NEVER HAVE BEEN funny no matter how many times you use them! Just stop."
Geeze....... sorry.....



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JohnSteed
You don't even wanna' know the PUMAT. You would never sleep again.



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AlexGariepy
.oO(Zzzz... dun wanna sleep no more... waaaah... whine whine cheese...)



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TheMaskedDiva
Is this tender or boring?



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JohnSteed
"Man, even I'm getting bored by this. Can we skip to the parts where we do the nasty and I brutally murder children?"



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ArchHellJr
"Hold the elevader!"



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Zee
"Freeze, yapping devil dog!"



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AlexGariepy
"n0 1 wnt 2 d00l meh???//?/???"



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RodRocket
o/`"Atsa matta? Atsa matta? EY!
Atsa matta fo' you?
I give-a you rigatoni
anna pizza dat's good to chew!
Atsa matta? Atsa matta! EY!!!
Atsa matta fo' YOU?"o/`




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JMShearer
"Hey, Ambassador Kosh! How can I be serving the Vorlon Empire today?"



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GlitTerrorRock
"'I'll take payment in the form of one clone.' Great idea, Jango! Not only did I forget I was a real prick when I was a kid, I'm *still* short on rent this month!"






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