_______________________________________________gleeb
"Stop jerkin' me around! I can always get a new snitch, ya know!"
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Padme and Anakin aren't allowed hot passionate sex, but these two can date fine? Hypocrite?
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"Perhaps you should clean your shirt one of these days."
"Perhaps you should bite me."
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"Can I help you, Master Obi Wan?"
"Yes... Can you tell me where the Star Wars books are?"
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
Oh how I wish it were one of those RPG libraries where every shelf has one readable book of one or two pages of information that directly relates to the task at hand.
_______________________________________________Zee
"Do you have Happy Gilmore?"
"Of course! This is the Jedi Archives."
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"Do you have that Madonna book where she's gettin' spanked by Big Daddy Kane?"
_______________________________________________gleeb
"Do you have a book? It's brown."
"Don't make me force-choke you."
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"Jocasta Nu."
"Greetings, Master Kenobi. What enlightenment may I help you find in the Jedi Library today?"
"May you show me where the Mary Kate & Ashley books are, please?"
_______________________________________________SweetHeart666
"Anakin, I'm about to turn into Drew Barrymore for a while."
_______________________________________________Zee
"Remember children, if ever an emergency happens, run to Master Anakin I want you to."
_______________________________________________TheMaskedDiva
Giving the kids weapons that can hack limbs off. This will end well.
_______________________________________________Zee
Girl on left: "Uncie Moe, my sodie is too cold, it makes my teef hurt."
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"I'm squishing your homeworld. See? Squish, squish!"
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"I don't remember this being here. Did they build this whole spaceport thing since the last movie?"
"Yeah. The Gungans tacked it onto a highway bill a few years back."
_______________________________________________TheMaskedDiva
*bee bwoo beep SQUAK!*
Translation: "No, don't worry about me! Droid accessable, my metallic ass!"
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"Would someone like to fill my head up with hot, tasty meat-- "
(several Male Cappers step forward)
"-- and cheese and taco-fixings! Geez, you guys are pervs!"
_______________________________________________RodRocket
"Om mani, Padme, hm?"