_______________________________________________YibbleGuy
"You doubt that this series of movies has gone to hell? Then look behind me. They hired Jimmy Smits! Whenever a series goes to hell, they hire Jimmy Smits!"
_______________________________________________SweetHeart666
"Talkin'bout, Whatchu?"
_______________________________________________Mattteus
Niggaplease!
_______________________________________________ArchHellJr
"Hi. I'm not really evil, you know. I just have evil tendencies. Don't we all? I mean, what would you do if you discovered the power of the dark side and knew you could clean up the galaxy by imposing your will using purple lightning? So before you judge me, walk a bit in my shoes. Then judge. Thank you for your time."
_______________________________________________daupstart
"Hello. Senator soon to be Emperor Palpatine here for the United Way..."
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"My name is Senator Palpatine, and I approve this public roasting of the prequels."
_______________________________________________TheMaskedDiva
"Good evening. There has been a lot of media coverage about the administration's alleged ties to Sith activity. Rest assured, my office has never condoned using the Dark Side of the Force..."
_______________________________________________Zee
"But Master, you don't have dandruff!"
"Exactly!"
*mutual laughter*
_______________________________________________WaffleKing
Well, you see Hayden, the reason why there was only one set of footprints those times was because 'I' was carrying YOU.
"Ohhhh. You the man, Jesus."
_______________________________________________ArchHellJr
"Annie? Come over here and let me emasculate you further!"
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"Don't talk about my eye... I don't wanna get into it-"
"You mean you don't have an actual storyline behind it."
"Shut up."
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"Ook ook, master."
"That's a good Padawan. Here's a peanut."
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"I don't know what's worse: Teaching you or losing to the White Sox."
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
They kill off Padme's decoy in an assassination attempt earlier, and yet these two are in the SAME ROOM and they don't even capitalize on it? Silly, silly bounty hunters.
_______________________________________________Gray Zombie
...........and we are doing serious science fiction, there is no room for goofy comedy relief.
"Yousa right, Obi Wan. No room for goofy. So, Anni, yousa must go."
_______________________________________________Diana Luna
"Do we have to bring this ass clown with us?"
_______________________________________________Zee
"Hey, before you go could you morph into Ann Jillian for a minute?"
_______________________________________________daupstart
"Are you gellin'?"
"Gellin like a villain on a melon."
"Yeahhhh............. what?"