_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"So when will we be attacking?"
"Later on...."
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
Audience reaction 2: Attack of the Groans
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Not really sure if anyone was 'attacking' in this one, more like 'collided with each other to make this messy movie' but I guess I'm not the brilliant title namer.
_______________________________________________Indomitus
...patience the audience already has to be stretched far enough to avoid serious backlash from the fans...
_______________________________________________Zee
...talents of one Mr. George Lucas.
_______________________________________________gleeb
…device of a scroll with a synopsis of the story to be taken seriously.
_______________________________________________ArchHellJr
...supply of breakfast cereals to reach their target markets. This strategy has made the entire galaxy Dooku for Cocoa Puffs.
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
....leadership by a dolt who's been defeated by both trees AND Roger Moore.
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
Sure ... name the character played by 'Dracula' veteran Christopher Lee COUNT Dooku! Way to play up the stereotype.
"Uh, actually it's just a coincidence. In the same way that in the Triple-Platinum Criterion Director's Collector Edition Omnibus Set of 'Lord of the Rings,' Peter Jackson reveals that Saruman's full name in the series is COUNT Saruman."
... ... ... no shit?
_______________________________________________tinaw
Desperately needed educational reform and Jedi funding will be discussed when the Senate goes back into session next fiscal year.
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"And you were so worried. I told you no plot devices would try to-"
*BOOOM!*
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
"I only hope... my irrelevant death was not in vain..."
_______________________________________________The Seer
"Well hello there Padme."
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
After the Jedi leave, he pulls out the "World's Greatest Darth" coffee mug Darth Maul got him for Life Day and gets him a fresh cuppa decaf.
"Decaf, Glitter?"
Oh yeah. The Sith invented decaf, you know?
_______________________________________________GlitTerrorRock
"Mmm, last chance you have, Senator Amidala. Once green you go, all others say you will 'No."
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
She must have an instant stupid hairstyle kit in her suitcase for just such a scene change, er, emergency.
_______________________________________________Zee
"Kiss, kiss, from the alien!"
_______________________________________________RodRocket
"If knife they pull, a gun you pull. If one us into hospital they put, into morgue put you one of them. Jedi way, that is."