RodRocket
"If you go out in the woods today, you better go in disguise, motherfucker!"

gleeb
Having done away with Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, and Bitsy, Po retired to the life of a hermit in the distant hills.

Zee
Erik the Viking with an all-Ewok cast? Hmmm... It's so crazy it just might work!

tinaw
"Yub Yub."
(trans) "What's in your wallet?"

Indomitus
Ah yes, the glowing eyes. The universal sign that a creature is EEEEVILLLLLL!

AntiHero
"We've come to crush your puny plan- what? There's Ewoks here? Oh shit, that one Ewok is fuckin scary. Let's just get out of here."

Zee
"CRY-BAAAAY-BEEEEE!!!"

GlitterRock
Tom Wopat *IS* Rick Marshall -- or, no wait... he'd be Uncle Owen, wouldn't he?
... ... ...
What the hell show is this again?

TheDiva
Someone smushed together Mary Poppins and Eliza Doolittle!

Zee
Ewoks have mastered exploding cigar technology.

CaptainSmooth
Hey, It's Peter Pan's bitch!

tinaw
. . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Flaming C*nt of Sauron makes a cameo appearance on the Board. . .

GlitterRock
"Yub yub! Yub yub! YUB YUB! YUB YUB! YUBYUBYUBYUBYUBYUBBBBBB UHHHHHHHH!" *groans, snores*
*boy in orange comes out of the hut, holding his ass... looks at his sister*
"Don't ask."