Zee
Damn, girl, what did you eat?

tinaw
"It burns when I pee."
(anybody else going to hell? We'll walk together)

TheDiva
Ewww, kid, don't be doing that tounge thingy. That's just going places I don't want to visit.

ArchHallJr
Korob and Sylvia's better looking offspring.

TheDiva
Confession time: One of my friends had this playset when I was little. I adored it.
....Well, I was only six at the time, all right? Gimme a break!

JohnSteed
Oh hey, it's the Treetop Rock level....

Mattteus
Oh yeah, I almost forgot that today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Zee
Now that is too cute. *Takes off shoe and beats baby Ewok to death with it*

Indomitus
Just make sure you hit it the right number of times. You don't want the meat to be too tough, but you can't grill a bloody pulp.

GlitterRock
*starts rocking back and forth*
Oh please don't tell me the kid's gonna pull a 'Tawny Roberts/Beastmaster' walk out of the lake... pleaseohpleaseohplease...

GlitterRock
(axe goes flying at wooden indian, hits him square in crotch)
(Ewoks reach between their legs, and go "Ooooooooh!")

Indomitus
*SMACK!*
Don't ever make that face again.

TheDiva
Gaah, I think I just became diabetic.

Zee
*wet, prolonged, diarrhetic fart*

RodRocket
"Take me, Wicket, you furry little Casanova!"

jammer427
"Is this the ending of Krull?"

Zee
Is that the end of Rockbiter?

gleeb
"Mother of Mercy, is this the end of Rico?"