TheDiva
Must've been a tough day at the construction site.

Zee
Why did you think rubbing her with used oil filters would help?

SweetHeart666
This is an "Oh HELL No" to end all "Oh HELL No's"!

ArchHallJr
Wicket, Pediatric OB/GYN

GlitterRock
Ummmm... I don't know what he's doing, but I think Tiny did it first

Indomitus
Dude! Logray has a meth lab!

AntiHero
"Goodnight kids! And remember, I'll be back when you go to sleep."

Indomitus
Faber College Class of '59
Currently a sensitivity trainer in Pawtucket, RI

emmapeel
Mother Trucker! Stop starring at me....

Indomitus
"Want a Gummi Bear? It's been in my pocket, so it's nice and warm."

GlitterRock
"Want some of my 7-Up to settle your tummy? Here. Don't worry, I didn't gob in it. There ain't no Ewok backwash to speak of."

daupstart
"In order to make it here in kid penitentiary, you gotta be somebody's Bitch!"

GlitterRock
Let's play the $20,000 Pyramid! Go!
"Yub-yub!"
"Ummm...pie?"
"Yub-yub!"
"Is it a food?"
"Yub-yub!"
"Washington D.C.? Is it a location? Give me something to work with!"
"Yub-yub!"

GlitterRock
(hands move... and snaps ferret's neck)
"... what? What?? I'm a kid stuck on the fucking planet of the fucking Ewoks!! I got issues, man! I got rage! RagemotherfuckerRAAAAAGE!"

Zee
"Man, that maruba fruit was rotten... I'm gonna splorf again."

daupstart
Subject's bone and muscle structure has tremendously increased due to exposure to the Ewok stem cell research project. Unfortunately, subject's mind has severely degraded down to a neaderthalic level. This is a minor setback that can be basically overlooked. Conclusion: Operation Success.

TheDiva
Why can't we have one Star Wars without a wussy male lead?

tinaw
Well, Diva, because that would cause a terrible anomoly in the Star Wars universe, wherein, the first 3 episodes and the all the Ewok adventures would cease to exist, and episodes 4-6 would be followed by 7-9. And all this would have been completed by the year 1991.
So you see, we need a whiny boy . . . actor . . . somehow. . .