GlitterRock
*promptly gets gut-tackled by Michael Berryman, who skins him and wears his bones for a belt*

TheDiva
"I can give you a sweet deal, no down payment and only 199 berries a month..."

Zee
Wasn't Buzz Lightyear delivered in a box like that?

ArchHallJr
"You been eating my fuckin' porridge, bitch?"

Zee
"What do we have here, a college boy?" *shoves kid*

GlitterRock
"Mind if we dance with 'yo dates?"

JohnSteed
Behind the scenes at Build-a-Bear Workshop.

TheDiva
....It's too early in the morning to be seeing this sort of thing.

TheDiva
What IS it with George Lucas and whiny protagonists?

Zee
"You know, Jim Henson's Olivia Newton-John baby, I'm not just a friend- I'm a fan." *massages more vigorously*

GlitterRock
From the Santa to the mother, fromt the father to the brother, everyone has their own "who killed Jon Benet?" theory. Mine? It was the teddy, man. The goddamn teddys.

TheDiva
You new career as a massage therapist awaits you at Endor Community College!

JohnSteed
Welcome to my nightmares, folks.

Zee
Cranky Kong is in there.

TheDiva
That is one big pile of shit.
(You decide if that refers to the screengrab or the movie)

Mattteus
I was just getting physical. *audience goes "awwwww"*

ArchHallJr
"Great. The only things they have to trade are abalone ashtrays."

Indomitus
"You think she'll be okay?"
"Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't have used her as a lugwrench."