THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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The Seer
"Don't worry young Anakin. If I don't make it back alive then I've left you in the capable hands of Obi-Wan. There is NO possible way you could end up as a screwed up adult with him as your master."



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gleeb
Queen Buckethead.



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SweetHeart666
Queen Funkenstein.



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ArchHallJr
Queen Eggplant



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TheDiva
Queen Geishapatra



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GlitterRock
Queen Eeyore



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GlitterRock
Look out, Anakin! Draco Malfoy's behind you!



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TheDiva
Back Row, L to R: Parminder Nagra, Orlando Bloom, Zhang Ziyi, Anna Paquin



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AlexGariepy
So the Queen's bodyguards are all underaged chicks? And I include Anakin in this bunch, too.



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YibbleGuy
"But how will you know which of us to kill? Perhaps I, the white-faced, Jiffy-Pop-headed Natalie Portman, am Queen Amidala. Or, perhaps the non-made-up, non-Jiffy-Pop-headed Natalie Portman behind me is."
"I can just kill both of you."
"Shit. I never thought of that."



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GlitterRock
Tanaka: .oO Hey, that ain't the Queen! Whatthefuck?? Oo.



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AlexGariepy
Tanaka's really the Queen, just so you folks at home know.



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Zee
I give Brian Blessed credit for tackling this role sans make-up.



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daupstart
oO(Mannn... I wonder if Jabba's hiring for guards at his palace. This blows.)Oo



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GlitterRock
I'd make some bizarre "she's gonna give a blowjob" caption here -- except that technically, Padme's around 14 in this movie. And that's just sick and twisted.
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Now Jar-Jar? Oh yeah, he's on his knees for that. He *LOVES* the cock!



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JohnSteed
Ah, back in the days where we couldn't tell Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman apart.



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tinaw
"With a sprig of parsley for garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnish!"



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zephyr
"Bring meesa a young puny male gungan to entertain meesa."






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