_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Chosen One or no, he'll still end up getting cleaned off with
spit on a hanky.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Ohhhh wow! And it has four settings?"
"Yes. The trouble is: with Tatooine-vibrators, they're
powered by sand."
"OOOH OUCH!"
_______________________________________________Zee
"Soon I'll be rid of you forever!"
_______________________________________________gleeb
"Perk up, little soldier! What's a little handjob between family?"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
(passing each other)
"Hey Jedi." "Hey Rasta."
_______________________________________________Indomitus
"Why do I get the feeling I have to make another inane
comment on these all-too-convenient plot turns?"
_______________________________________________Zee
"Would... yousa... like to, maybe... see mysa pee-pee?"
_______________________________________________tinaw
"Look, I know you've seen my pee-pee. So has everyone else.
Think we can move on from that, Tina?"
_______________________________________________TheDiva
"If anything should happen to me, please promise you won't go
ballistic and kill a lot of people..."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
(rustling under her skirt..... baby plops out)
"OHH JUST FUCKING GREAT! JUST WHEN I GET SOME
TIME TO MYSELF! THANKS A HELLUVA LOT, MIDI-CHLORIANS! "
_______________________________________________Zee
"...and remember, when I say 'Never, ever come back', I'm
really saying 'I love you'."
_______________________________________________Zee
*SLAP* "For god's sake, stop being so fucking cherubic!!!"
_______________________________________________gleeb
"I know I shouldn't be turned on right now, but…"
_______________________________________________gleeb
"Oh, be caref-"
"Yeah, yeah, save it for the outtake reel, Mama Backstory!"
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"I hate them. I hate the robot versions of them."
"You made us, dude! Huhuhuhuhuh!"
_______________________________________________TheDiva
One of them's a whiny kid who grows up to be a whiny
teenager. The other is a friggin' sexy, somewhat rash but
otherwise decent Jedi. Guess which one the heroine falls in
love with?
_______________________________________________gleeb
Quick! The tower's making a break for it!
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
"Oh, thanks, Ani. I always wanted trash on a string."