THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
"Mary Magdalene? Oh hell YEAH I tapped that!"



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gleeb
.oO Man, this is gonna fuck up my skin! Why couldn't I get the Dagobah assignment? Oo.



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GlitterRock
"Did you love Anakin's father? I mean.... did you give him head?"



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GlitterRock
So they just took a Martian ship from the 'War of the Worlds' gallery and made it a podracer?



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Zee
Sure, I hated the movie, but damned if that little Rodian wasn't fucking cute.



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AlexGariepy
*holds sign*
BEEDO 3:16



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Zee
If I remember correctly, this little ditty was preceeded by Anakin saying "Whatever you do, Jar-Jar, don't stick any part of your body in that electricity, unless you want it to be paralyzed for an hour!" Oh, that classic George Lucas wit- that's why I keep coming back to these movies.



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TheDiva
"Meesa sad widdle irritating comic relief..."



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GlitterRock
Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back



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GlitterRock
And deep within the Glitterdome, my group of Aayla Secura-clones are coming along nicely........



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gleeb
"Dude, you failed your saving throw, and you're in the sarlacc pit."
"Aw, man!"



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TheDiva
They make such a cute couple, in a sick wrong way.



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AlexGariepy
So of course they don't touch each other until Anakin reaches adulthood, and even there... awwwkward...



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GlitterRock
"P--padme, is that ... a roll of quarters I feel behind me?"
"No, Anakin, it's not."




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SweetHeart666
When Anakin met little Hank Azaria!



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GlitterRock
"Mom! This is Julian Bashir. He's also a little genetic freak like me!"



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JohnSteed
I'd like to port her, man!



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GlitterRock
"Are you an angel?"
"No."
"Oh. .. ... ... Then, can I have a blowjob?"






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