_______________________________________________gleeb
"You're so lucky; you've got those prominent cheekbones."
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Sure, Anakin/Artoo 'shipping fiction is a small market, but there's some well-written stuff in there. Like the story that won TheForce.Net's award in 2004, "Booble-bleep-DOO-weep, My Love!"
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
INDUSTRY! SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY! BANAL LITTLE BRATS TINKERING WITH DROIDS! TUNING THEM..... AND ADJUSTING THEM!
_______________________________________________daupstart
"Pony Boy, I just want you to--"
(Oh! My bad. I thought I was capping Ralph Macchio in The Outsiders)
_______________________________________________ArchHallJr
"I'm going to be shiny and golden and you won't be able to fly any more? Sounds like I get the better of the bargain."
_______________________________________________Zee
*score swells romantically*
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that......I...love you."
"Hmm?"
"-- In those colors! Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!"
_______________________________________________Zee
Let me guess- the load just miraculously appeared in your mouth?
_______________________________________________gleeb
"Hello, Shoil!"
.oO How the Hell did they find me here? Oo.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Well well well .... it looks like BOTH of the Skywalkers have a crush on Padme!
_______________________________________________TheDiva
.oO(Right, "no father"...I can't BELIEVE the Jedis fell for that crap!)
_______________________________________________daupstart
"So what? All my sons went to the dark side. The hell you want ME to do about it?"
[lights cigarette]
_______________________________________________Zee
Shmi Shmi Coco Bop! Schmi Schmi Bop!
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Look at that head! It's just like Stewie Griffin's. No wonder he went bad!
_______________________________________________SweetHeart666
Yes, but is he Swazye enough for his own Christmas?
_______________________________________________Zee
Boy, I can't get enough of these shots of him looking.
_______________________________________________TheDiva
Geez, no wonder they tapped him to voice Aslan, his hair's halfway to lion mane territory already...
_______________________________________________tinaw
"Oh, c'MON Cappers! You think a Master Jedi would walk away from some free coochie?"