_______________________________________________ArchHallJr
"Ha-ha . . . shitichlorians. Real funny, Obi-Wan."
"Sorry, master. I'll be serious now . . . You wanted a midi-clitoris count?"
"Padawan!"
_______________________________________________Zee
Go ahead. Try to resist the urge to punch this kid square in the face.
_______________________________________________gleeb
The smug look that says "I know you're just a supporting character".
_______________________________________________TheDiva
One of them's a nasty, cheating alien with a bevy of scantily clad women attending him, the other's a tow-haired little boy. Gee, which one of them could POSSIBLY win this race?
_______________________________________________TheDiva
"Back off! I have a rubber chicken and I know how to use it!"
_______________________________________________Indomitus
Oh, no. He's got Nun-Clucks!
_______________________________________________Indomitus
You are in the desert. There is a sandstorm coming. What do you do?
Look for shelter? (turn to page 53)
Just sit still? (turn to page 71)
Bury yourself in the sand? (turn to page 70)
"Hmmm... What do you think? Looking for shelter is too obvious."
"Yeah. Let's try burying ourselves in the sand."
*turns to page 70*
Bury yourself in the sand? In a SANDSTORM?... Now you're stupid AND dead. Go back to page 1.
"DAMN!"
_______________________________________________JohnSteed
"BEAM saber. We don't want to get sued by..... oh wait...."
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85
One interesting fact about Qui-Gon, he's not a subtle man when scratching his balls.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
"You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?"
"What makes you think that?"
"I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon."
"Perhaps it's not a laser sword. Perhaps it's a dispenser for marsh melons."
"Pfft. Either way it's a crappy sequel. No never mind to me."
_______________________________________________Zee
Note Shmi's bondage gear in the background...
_______________________________________________Zee
STAR WARS EPISODE ONE- The Far-Fetched Character Inter-Relation Menace
_______________________________________________gleeb
"Whoa, no more Jaegermeister for me!"
_______________________________________________daupstart
Michael Jackson's skin finally deterorates.
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
Did that robot just wink at me?
_______________________________________________SweetHeart666
Anakin's showing Amidala his My First Sex Dungeon Kit. Did..I..just...type that?
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
I can understand the bits and pieces for working on Threepio ....... but I still can't figure out why he's got a gynecology-stirrup on the wall back there!
_______________________________________________Diana Luna
"I know! Let's make an annoying gay robot!"