THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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tinaw
*sniff*
"Take a lesson from me kids. Never make a flatulent old man your mentor."



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AlexGariepy
"I'm dead, Palpatine. Just popped in to say, I dunno, **** you and all?"



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GlitterRock
"I am the Ghost of ChristmSith Past."



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daupstart
"Soooo, you guys don't have Spice here?... at all?"



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Zee
"Well, here's your problem- there's a sweaty, septuagenarian dwarf stuck in here!"



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gleeb
*beep bloop beep beep whistle*:
(tr) "Faster! You think I'm paying you for a handshake?"



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TheDiva
BEEP BEEB BWOOOP!
Translation: Bad touch! Bad touch!



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Indomitus
If it's Natalie Portman, I'd hardly call anything a "bad touch."



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GlitterRock
Now this, class, is what Lucas calls "foreshadowing" .... or in more precise terms, "beating something once done cleverly into the ground by repeating it over and over and over again."



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gleeb
"YES!," shouted a coke-addled Lucas. "A lizard-camel thing that talks like Stepin Fetchin! THAT'S MY STAR!"



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TheDiva
"Mesa door-to-door annoying comic relief. Anyone be needing annoying comic reliefing insa here?"



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TheDiva
"Come on, meesa comic relief! Give meesa beeg hug!"



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GlitterRock
"Whooza gonna suck meeee?"



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gleeb
Ooh, a freakin' Red Hat Ladies' slide show. Kill me now.



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GlitterRock
Man, when she was told to clean the droid up -- she means business!! (covering eyes from the shine)



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AlexGariepy
"And that's when I took a box of goodies to grandma's house...?"



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gleeb
"Dude, I don't even want to hear it. We told you not to take that perm out into the weather for a few days…"



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Zee
"Master, how can a ship 'leak hyperspace'?"
"Quiet, Obi-Wan."
"But Master-"
"I said drop it!"






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