THE YEAR OF STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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gleeb
"I just hope I can harvest his sweetbreads in time!"



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GlitterRock
Man, Kinsey's sex-survey got weird and disturbing!



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LauraPowers85
And here I was thinking Jean Valjean went to prison for stealing bread.



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SweetHeart666
Lucas' Notes for Jar-Jar:" Have creature talk like runaway slave."



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tinaw
"Look, de po-po couldn't afford de witness protection, so meesa hafta disguise my voice since meesa left home. Meesa have massa's in de English."



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SweetHeart666
"So meesa not good enough to be Jedi, Hmm? 'Cause meesa Black, isn't it?"



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tinaw
"Meesa seen yousa pee-peeeeeeee!"



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GlitterRock
"I'd prefer to do it standing."
"Ohhh! Okey-day."
"You don't have to stand, I mean. Sometimes that ... it's quite long. And I'd like you to be comfortable. It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first but... but I think if you're open.... then you might enjoy it."
"Meesa sure meesa will."



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tinaw
"Why yousa gaze at meesa soooooooooooooooooo lurrvingly?"



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JohnSteed
"I think the shit just kicked in."



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JohnSteed
"I'm sorry. I've seemed to have wandered into a random PlayStation era Final Fantasy. Can you lead me back to the set of Star Wars: Episode 1?"



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Dita DuPave
The Frog Spirit Union visit's Yubaba's bathhouse.



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gleeb
"Look, just remember, I can make you happier with this finger than any woman. Ever curious? You know how to find me."



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TheDiva
If only this had been pan-and-scan, we could have eliminated Jar-Jar altogether and focused on Ewan.



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JohnSteed
"Yousa wansta' know da' most annoying sound in da' world?"
"We're all ready hearing it."



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Zee
"Whoo-hoo! It stunk in there!"
"Meesa sorry! Meesa reek like old wet newspapers and throw-up!"



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Dita DuPave
Ewan's facial expressions say everything: "Where the Hell did I go from strutting around with leather pants around my ankles to being stuck with CGI comic relief?"



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TheDiva
Oh, look, they're...ummm...I'm sorry, I just can't get past the image of Ewan with leather pants around his ankles. I'm going to reflect on that for a moment, if you don't mind...






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