_______________________________________________gleeb "I just hope I can harvest his sweetbreads in time!" |
_______________________________________________GlitterRock Man, Kinsey's sex-survey got weird and disturbing! |
_______________________________________________LauraPowers85 And here I was thinking Jean Valjean went to prison for stealing bread. |
_______________________________________________SweetHeart666 Lucas' Notes for Jar-Jar:" Have creature talk like runaway slave." |
_______________________________________________tinaw "Look, de po-po couldn't afford de witness protection, so meesa hafta disguise my voice since meesa left home. Meesa have massa's in de English." |
_______________________________________________SweetHeart666 "So meesa not good enough to be Jedi, Hmm? 'Cause meesa Black, isn't it?" |
_______________________________________________tinaw "Meesa seen yousa pee-peeeeeeee!" |
_______________________________________________GlitterRock "I'd prefer to do it standing." "Ohhh! Okey-day." "You don't have to stand, I mean. Sometimes that ... it's quite long. And I'd like you to be comfortable. It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first but... but I think if you're open.... then you might enjoy it." "Meesa sure meesa will." |
_______________________________________________tinaw "Why yousa gaze at meesa soooooooooooooooooo lurrvingly?" |
_______________________________________________JohnSteed "I think the shit just kicked in." |
_______________________________________________JohnSteed "I'm sorry. I've seemed to have wandered into a random PlayStation era Final Fantasy. Can you lead me back to the set of Star Wars: Episode 1?" |
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave The Frog Spirit Union visit's Yubaba's bathhouse. |
_______________________________________________gleeb "Look, just remember, I can make you happier with this finger than any woman. Ever curious? You know how to find me." |
_______________________________________________TheDiva If only this had been pan-and-scan, we could have eliminated Jar-Jar altogether and focused on Ewan. |
_______________________________________________JohnSteed "Yousa wansta' know da' most annoying sound in da' world?" "We're all ready hearing it." |
_______________________________________________Zee "Whoo-hoo! It stunk in there!" "Meesa sorry! Meesa reek like old wet newspapers and throw-up!" |
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave Ewan's facial expressions say everything: "Where the Hell did I go from strutting around with leather pants around my ankles to being stuck with CGI comic relief?" |
_______________________________________________TheDiva Oh, look, they're...ummm...I'm sorry, I just can't get past the image of Ewan with leather pants around his ankles. I'm going to reflect on that for a moment, if you don't mind... |
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