_______________________________________________gleeb
…a hack who had a fluke hit with a nostalgia picture made a lucrative turd that destroyed the market for movies for adults forever…
_______________________________________________tinaw
. . . some guy who had a few talented director friends thought he could jump on the bandwagon. He got lucky the first time, and he's riding that wagon into the ground.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Even LONGER ago now that Congress voted to extend Long Time Ago-savings time!
_______________________________________________gleeb
A good movie…when I was 10.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
See? See? It's all science-fictiony ..... cause the letters STRETCH like that! It's a dead giveaway, innit??
_______________________________________________gleeb
Who wrote this scenario, Grover Norquist?
_______________________________________________Indomitus
blah blah irrelevant backstory irrelevant backstory blah blah here we go now to the Jedi which is what you paid your money to see anyway not some crap about trade disputes blah blah now to the movie...
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
So basically, it's like C-Span, right?
"No. This has that annoying, appalling character in it."
Ah. So it's EXACTLY like C-Span.
_______________________________________________AlexGariepy
INTENSE! TRADE WAR! ACTION!
_______________________________________________TheDiva
One with the Force, but they still can't dance worth a damn.
_______________________________________________Zee
This summer, it's ROBOCOP vs. JESUS. Catch it!
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
Can you believe they replaced him with Hayden Christensen in the Special Edition??
_______________________________________________Zee
"See? If I hold this flourescent light bulb and rub my feet on the carpet... voila!"
_______________________________________________tinaw
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .*sigh*
_______________________________________________Dita DuPave
Ahh, the face of a man who got to cuddle Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.
_______________________________________________gleeb
At this point, the producers of Sgt Kabukiman, NYPD, should have called their lawyers.
_______________________________________________GlitterRock
It's Darph Bobo's daughter! And she's as disturbingly HOT as ever!
_______________________________________________Diana Luna
" Hi I'm Amaterasu, surpreme kami of Japan, here to talk about life insurance."